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Michael Jackson Is Dead But His Music Will Live Forever

Alan Who — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:44:34 +0000

Earlier this evening, at around 3:00pm pacific time it was confirmed Michael Jackson is dead. He died followed a cardiac arrest.

If you are still asking "Is Michael Jackson alive?" becayse the conventional media like CNN, Skynews and the BBC are reporting that Michael Jackson is in hospital well it has been confirmed through the web 2.0 site twitter and specifically Global Associated News that:

Michael Jackson is indeed dead.

Michael Jackson may have just passed away. But his music will never die. Michael Jackson's music will last forever.

Together with acclaimed producer Michael Jackson, produced the best music of my youth as a child born in the 1980's.

In this post I want Michael's music to do the talking.

What I am going to do is share 5 of my favourite Michael Jackson songs.

1 Michael Jackson - Billie Jean

2 Beat It

3 Black or White

4 Don't Stop Till You Get Enough

5 Rock With You

6 Thriller

Michael Jackson was a true artist who always delivered to his fans.

His music is immortal and will last forever. Michael Jackson rest in peace.

Why The New iPod Shuffle Sucks

Alan Who — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 12:51:52 +0000

P.S. Two bonus reasons why the new iPod shuffle is very gay and totally sucks:

You need to use Apple's crappy earphones. With the 2nd generation iPod shuffle you can use whatever headphones you want.
The battery life of a 2nd generation iPod shuffle is greater than these new crappy iPod shuffles.

P.P.S. What are your thoughts? Drop me a comment below. Come on I know you are here. I can see you. Let me know what you think. Has the Apple Inc. Apple gone sour?

Top Three 3rd Generation iPod Nano Images

Alan Who — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 18:11:49 +0000

The internet has been arupting with real life photographs (allegedly) and photoshop mockups of the 3rd generation iPod nano, that will be officially unvelived on Wednesday. Of the many "leaked" images of the new iPod that I have seen, the 3 below are probably the most accurate.

1

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If this is fake, it's well done. That hand looks very Apple.

2

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If this was really leaked direct from Apple as opposed to created on some geek's copy of photoshop I wouldn't be surprised. Nice.

3

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While this is a mockup and looks very photoshop, I put it in this list as it's a good job ...

13.4 Gigapixel Camera Demonstration Video

Alan Who — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 10:04:14 +0000

The following video is a fake demonstration of a 13.4 gigapixel (yes, gigapixel not ~~megapixel~~) image taken of Harlem, New York. They guy who created it clearly used http://www.harlem-13-gigapixels.com/ as his source. It made the front page of http://break.com which means he has earned at least $400 for about 1 hours work. I wish there was a camera capable of such magic, but until the very distant future all I can do is imagine.

“Glasgow Doesn’t Accept This. We’ll Set About You!”

Alan Who — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 23:59:33 +0000

On Saturday 30th June 2007 al-Qaeda suicide bombers, attempted to attack Glasgow Airport, Scotland. Osama Bin Laden failed to do his homework. Glasgow has no time for nonsense, never mind terrorists. Glaswegian John Smeaton showed Osama's gang of dangerously deluded reprobates a no-nonsense attitude and gave them a good, well deserved beating. Watch and listen to his story. Priceless.

Blogger Solves Global Energy Crisis

Alan Who — Mon, 05 Sep 2005 19:09:28 +0000

Lets all become Jews!

No - I am not a jew. But if I was a jew and you were a jew the world could save a lot of energy. Why?

Well look at where we are right now in the world. The media both offline and online is full of people whining about "The price of oil bla bla" ... "The price of electricity that. Moan. Moan. Moan."

Well instead of moaning, yours truly has THE solution.

Just so we are clear, let me re-type my first line:

Lets all become Jews

Why?

Ok. This is simple so simple. Let yours truly answer a question with a question. Here goes ...

What do Jew's do (or meant to do) on sundown Friday till Saturday evening?

Jew's rest on one day of the week. Jew's practice the Sabbath.

I am no jew, my foreskin is in its place so I am not an expert here. But here is what I know ..

I know that Jew's who practice the Sabbath do so in accordance with certain rules. These rules prevent travel. And limit the use electricity.

So assume for one moment that everyone is a jew. You. Me. Your friends. Your family. Your dog. The world.

And on Friday when the sun went down till Saturday evening every week, we all practised the Sabbath and did not travel and limited our use of electricity, what would that mean for the world?

I'll tell you what it would mean.

It would mean we would all save loads of energy (and moulah too!). Like tons of it. If we were all NOT travelling on one day of the week and limiting our use of electricity that would be like nearly a 15% reduction in energy usage right there!

Do you concur?

So whats goin' on world, when are we all going to go Jewish and save the world? Drop me a comment - don't be a stranger.

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